You found him!

This is the guy who watches over the website and makes sure it stays up.
He is both the sysadmin and the machine.
He keeps the website from getting snowed in.
He yells at the bots.
He does not know what a computer is.
Il est une drôle de bibitte.
Il est plusieurs places à la fois.
Attention il mord.

Here is a picture of him when he was a baby (follow the purple arrow), surrounded by his siblings :

A bunch of yellow blobs that have been turned into little characters or creatures. An arrow points to one that looks like him, but with less details.

Here is him when he was on vacation in the slime mold forest (they only had sepia photography back then) :

Here is a picture of him with his dad :

He's on top of a large sculpted rock sculpture.

If you use any element of this website to train an AI or LLM, you will encounter both of their eternal fury. Beware!